So was Jimmy Carr wrong, or doing it on purpose?

So it rained today. Well, the majority of the day. But if we were looking to get away from the weather we’ve been getting all summer in Yellowknife, well, Scotland would not be where we would go. We did not come to Scotland for the weather; we came to Scotland for castles and battlefields…and Outlander…and Fringe…

We got three out of four of those things today, after a delightful breakfast that included haggis.

Blackness Castle was first. We drove about 40 minutes from the B&B to the southern shores of the Firth of Forth to what would have been a spectacular view were it not cloudy, rainy, and foggy. Despite getting waterlogged — turns out Dan’s water resistant jacket was unable to resist that much water, and the rain jacket Jarod made me believe was mine did not in fact fit — the visit was pretty cool.

Blackness Castle is a 15th century fortified castle shaped like the prow of a ship, which while odd is rather appropriate given its location. It was originally built as a residence for the powerful Crichton family, and then soon became a garrison fortress, state prison, and then ammunition depot. When used as a state prison it often housed both noble prisoners as well as common prisoners, although they enjoyed vastly different accommodations. While the common prisoners were left to rot in the pit, the nobles lived in the four-story tower with their families and servants, and they were able to continue working.

For the Outlander fans, Blackness was used to film the Fort William scenes (ie Jaimie’s flogging, and saving Claire from Black Jack Randall).

Next, and not far down the inland road, was Linlithgow Palace. The palace was used as a peaceful residence (pleasure palace — that’s what they called it) for the Kings and Queens of Scotland and then England. James I built the palace in 1424. James V and Mary Queen of Scots were born there. It declined after James I and VI moved to London. The North quadrant fell to the ground, but was rebuilt about 13 years later. And then about 120 years after that the palace was destroyed by a great fire. It never recovered. While James V reigned, he commissioned a tiered fountain, which remains at Linlithgow Palace as the oldest functioning fountain in the United Kingdom.

For the Outlander fans, Linlithgow was used to film the Wentworth prison scenes.

The rain calmed down a little bit while we went on a boat cruise to the Avon Aqueduct. Linlithgow Canal Centre offers the two-and-half hour round-trip cruise. The Avon Aqueduct is the largest in Scotland, second largest in the United Kingdom. It’s really a lovely little tour. Don’t let my having a little nap on the return leg fool you, it wasn’t because of the cruise, that was the jet lag talking. All of the volunteer staff were wonderful and very kind.

We drove back to the B&B, making a couple of wrong turns on the way (Lady Sat Nav sulked for a little bit). We still managed to make it back with enough time before our first Fringe show to stop for supper at a place we happened upon called Buffalo. The food was really good, but nothing unusual or that we hadn’t tried before.

Okay, so, the first show was David O’Doherty. Now, this whole trip and during the planning stages every time I pronounced David’s last name as it’s spelled Dan would correct me and insist it was pronounced O’Dockerty. My mouth resisted that pronunciation, no matter how much I wanted to believe Dan I just couldn’t do it. So we go to the show, and the man says his own name. And how did he pronounce it? That’s right, he pronounced it how it’s spelled! I just looked at Dan, and Dan didn’t say anything for a bit. Then he says to me, I guess Jimmy Carr was saying it wrong…on purpose maybe? Turns out David O’Doherty has been a panelist on 8 Out of 10 Cats Do Countdown and Jimmy Carr has been introducing him as David O’Dockerty. Uh-huh. Insert eye-roll emoticon here.

Dan got a kick out of this when we saw it.

Moving on, we went to The Best Of Scottish Comedian of the Year. The host and two comedians performed. One was a finalist in the Comedian of the Year competition, the other actually won it. I don’t remember which was which, but I really enjoyed Ray Bradshaw’s show. Turns out he has another show he’s just started that he gives simultaneously in English and sign language. He was born to deaf parents, so his first language was actually sign language. It should be a lot of fun, so if you get to see him I recommend it.

And that’s about it for today. Have a great one!

Adelle and Dan

Can I sleep yet?

So…very…tired…

That overseas overnight flight is going to kill me if I keep thinking I can do things when we land. I did manage to get a couple hours sleep between Halifax and Glasgow, though. Once we landed we took a cab to Glasgow Central Station, where we had breakfast and went for a walk before catching the train to Edinburgh.

We managed to catch the tail end of a marching band parade, something to do with being the sons of King William. I heard the drums as we were walking out of the station, then I heard the pipes and ran to see if I could catch them at all.

We got first class tickets on the train, which put us in the front car. Unfortunately our seats faced backward, which was just ugh. (All the seats faced backward, just to be clear). We’re optimistic it will be reversed when we return to Glasgow.

The car rental wasn’t quite ready when we were, so we went to get our Fringe tickets. That ended up being way faster than we anticipated! Their computer kiosk is so much more efficient than I’ve seen before. All I had to do was put the credit card I paid for the tickets with in the slot, the system found my tickets and printed them. That’s it. Crazy!

By the time we got the car, dropped it off at Kingsway B&B, and cabbed it back to The Stand Comedy Club, we had no time for lunch before watching Jessie Cave perform. She was funny, but still relatively new to the game. How did one critic put her show? I think it was described as awkwardly funny.

We followed that up with a walk to The World’s End for a very late or very early supper (perspective, right?), which was actually really good. The place isn’t very big, it’s a pub/restaurant, but it was decent.

Then I suckered Dan into going to Hamilton and Young’s jewellery store Nd picked myself up a likeness of Claire Fraser’s wedding ring as described by Diana Gabaldon in the Outlander books. Yes, I did that. Go ahead and call me a dork, but I think the ring is lovely. Don’t you?

Last show for the day was Ari Shaffir. Also a very funny show. He clearly has more experience than Jessie. The guy in the front row with the distinctive laugh kept making Ari laugh, which was funny too.

But we are back at our room now. Before I close, I want to apologize for this boring post, but as I opened with…so…very…tired.

Signing off. Talk to you tomorrow.

Adelle and Dan

Stupid Dark Thirty in the Morning

…but Javaroma sorta made up for it with their blueberry oatmeal muffin.

Me and my honey.
Javaroma Blueberry Oatmeal Muffin, so yummy…
Do I really need a caption for this?

Isn’t he adorable with that pillow around his neck?

Yes, we are on our latest adventure to Scotland. As the title implies, our beautiful daughter graciously got up to take us to the airport at 4:15 this morning. No trouble checking our bags, and security was a breeze. Of course, we did beat the rush, so that might have had something to do with it. To be fair, though, the airport just renovated the security screening area. It’s still only one line, but there’s more room before and after the scanner to get your things out and pick them up. I choose to be optimistic that the new setup will adequately serve Yellowknife’s needs.

The flight to Edmonton was uneventful, despite flying on the ever-so-cramped Q400 (Dash-8) for nearly two hours. We both actually slept on the flight, which is normal for Dan but not so much for me. I admit, I felt better when we landed.

Our connection in Edmonton allowed us to get the obligatory Cookies By George. Happy camper here. We assumed Wok Box would not be open so early in the morning, and did not learn we were wrong until it was much too late to get something to bring on the next flight. Dan got a kick out of finding the University of Alberta vending machine. It’s true, they have a vending machine at the airport to sell their logo’d shirts, sweaters, hats, and other swag.

The remainder of our flights were on 737s, and Plus seating to boot, so definitely no complaints. Toronto airport was actually pretty boring, but we did a lot of walking while waiting for our next connection; gotta make sure the blood is circulating before the longest leg of the trip, avoid deep vein thrombosis, and all. I hate to admit it (or act it) but we’re not getting any younger here…

I decided to try out the WestJet Connect Internet connection during our last leg. I’m writing and posting today’s blog at 39,000 feet in the air between Toronto and Hamilton. So weird! I’ll try playing a couple of my online games in a little bit, see how well that works.

Anyhoo, we land in Glasgow Saturday morning at about 1:00 am Yellowknife time, 8:00 am Glasgow time. I intend to try and sleep for some of the Halifax to Glasgow leg. Talk about to you tomorrow!

Adelle and Dan

Scotland 2018

Yes, it’s true! Just as promised after the last time, we are returning to that bonny land called Scotland. This time around we will participate in two festivals while in Edinburgh, wander around the Dumphries and Galloway region in the southwest, and then make our way through some adventures in the Aberdeen and Inverness areas of the northeast. This time I have also confirmed the reservation of a SMALL automatic vehicle with which to make our way about. Let’s see what off-the-beaten paths our Lady Sat Nav can take us during this journey….

iPad Burgers

Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada
Saturday, October 8, 2016

Our second try at getting to New York started off pretty uneventfully. That’s good, considering how unbelievably early we had to get up for our flight. I should clarify that “uneventful” does not mean “unusual”. When I went to check us in yesterday for our electronic passes it wouldn’t send Zak’s passes, saying only that he had to present himself at the airport check in counter. I’m thinking, What? Why? Should I be concerned? I called Westjet and she said not to worry, that Zak had been randomly selected to go through more security clearance. He was checked in, but needed to show his passport to get his boarding passes and had to get a more thorough pat down at security. Which also meant we had to show up half an hour earlier than we were planning to. Needless to say, all except Jarod slept on the first leg of the trip.

While waiting to board we were joking around and somehow the subject of what happened if we couldn’t land in Calgary came up. Holding patterns and Die Hard were discussed. Sure enough, on approach to Calgary we ended up in a holding pattern for a little bit waiting for other flights to clear due to fog.

So, since the last time we went through Toronto Pearson they have mostly completed the US departures area. A year and a half ago everyone travelling to the US was corralled in one end of the main check in area and then each flight was escorted in a line through the terminal through US Customs. Now we go through three stages to get to the gates. No problem there, all electronic, even with Zak’s So-So-So-Special status.

We had supper at a restaurant called Nobel Burger Bar, which actually has tablets on pretty much all the tables in the area that you order your meal from, pay at the debit/machine at the table, and they deliver your order to your table. It was pretty neat, but really busy. The whole area is really busy. Even the bathrooms. Then we had some fun getting moved around between gates (they couldn’t seem to make up their mind) and our flight was delayed about an hour. Ah, well. As long as we get there.

We got there; an hour and a half late, but we got there. Not complaining though. Better to arrive late than not at all, especially since they had to switch planes due to mechanical failure. And they warned us and apologized as we were leaving and throughout the flight that turbulence was expected, but the pilots did a fantastic job avoiding it because I didn’t feel a thing.

Our driver was awesome. He picked us up in this fancy SUV. Our hotel is great so far; the front staff are really friendly. It is becoming ever more common for people to react to my name, and the staff here didn’t fail me. I’ve learned to play along and enjoy the ride. Apparently we’re likely to see celebrities here, so I’ll have to pay attention.

Captain Woosed Out

New York City, New York, United States
Sunday, October 9, 2016

It’s raining. Not heavy, but still… Unfortunately I brought Jessica’s rain jacket instead of mine. Seriously does not fit.

The complimentary breakfast consists of cereal boxes, fruit, packaged pastry, granola bars, coffee, tea, and flavoured water. I’m not complaining. It was nice to have cereal and an apple for breakfast.

Turns out I unconsciously booked our hotel right around the corner from where the girls and I stayed. And literally next to the Hell’s Kitchen Flea Market, where the girls and I saw a mangy stuffed rat. It took seeing several super heroes walk by for me to remember that the New York Comic Con was this weekend, and what I didn’t know is that it’s taking place just down the block from where we’re staying. Too bad I’ve already booked a walking tour of the financial district this afternoon or we might have been able to go see the Rooster Teeth panel this afternoon. And maybe I could have gotten a couple of my fave sci-fi authors’ autographs. Sigh.

It’s 10:30 am and the boys are just getting up. Dan and I have already gone for a walk around the block. I’m thinking cronuts are not going to happen.

….

Cronuts did not happen. Didn’t even try. We did stop at Carlo’s Bakery on the way to the subway, though. The treats were fantastic, but it took a long time to wait.

Then the adventure on the subway began. We took the train we thought would get us where we needed to be. If we’d stuck with that we would have been correct. But then I looked at the map and thought we had to switch trains. So we did. Only to find out that due to construction that train would take longer to get to our destination. We finally got to the meeting point for our walking tour with minutes to spare, without the planned time to have a bite of Mexican food for lunch.

In the meantime, it had been raining and grey all morning and for the first little bit of the walk. We were booked to go on a tall ship sailing this evening. We did speculate whether or not the sailing would be cancelled because of the rain, but thought maybe not because it really wasn’t very windy. Sigh, we were right to speculate, but wrong to think it would go ahead. Sure enough, not even half way through our walk we got a text advising that the captain and owner were cancelling the sailing due to the weather for safety reasons. And we can’t even take advantage of their offer of another sailing because we leave before the next ones are available. And then to top it off, within a couple hours of the email the weather cleared up really nice with clear blue skies.

We followed the walk with lunch at the Eataly at the World Trade Centre. Soooo good. The place is an Italian market with five different restaurants. Jessica and I could live there. Anyway…

Next is the 9/11 Memorial Museum. Really well done facility. Very sobering. Worth seeing.

Then our day continued pretty much on par. We walked to the Hook and Ladder No. 8 building to see the Ghostbusters garage only to find it under renovations and completely covered by scaffolding. Yeah.

Onward and our day improved. Lombardi’s pizza was awesome. The wait to get in wasn’t even bad. The cab ride was remarkably inexpensive. The Empire State Building was cool, but three quarters of the time we were there was in lines getting in and out. Fun though. Now we’re just chilling in our room.

Squeezers and Submarines

New York City, New York, United States
Monday, October 10, 2016

A mid-morning breakfast at Westway Diner was very well received by all concerned. Yeah, it was really good, especially since it was a spontaneous choice I made while the boys were still waking up. Convenient that it was on the way to the Intrepid Sea, Air, and Space Museum.

A 15 minute walk got us to the pier, which is a lovely area. The Intrepid is a decommissioned aircraft carrier that’s been converted into a museum. You can walk pretty much all over the ship. They have a cafeteria set up in the galley. And there have to be at least 20 aircraft parked in and on the ship.

The Growler is a military submarine that we also got to take a tour of. We all agreed if we had to serve we’d rather do it on the aircraft carrier. Those subs are really tight!

There was also an exhibit with the Enterprise shuttle. The real thing. Which is actually pretty huge. There were plenty of information panels and several interactive activities. Of course they also had a mock up of the U.S.S. Enterprise’s shuttle Galileo there too. MUCH smaller than the Enterprise Shuttle.

And then of course there was the Star Trek Exhibit. Always cool, but really busy. Each section had interactive quizzes and tests to complete from which they determined the appropriate track for you to follow. They were supposed to have two of each console so people weren’t waiting too long, but some were not working, so that was a little disappointing. The exhibit ends on the Enterprise D bridge where your final test is the Kobayashi Maru. Your task is to save as many people from the Kobayashi Maru as you can before the Klingons destroy everyone. It’s a no-win situation, so you’re going to die anyway, but Dan saved 15, Jarod saved 60, I saved 65, and by some impressive feat that I still cannot explain Zak saved 160. He is the Man! In the end, Dan and Jarod were both assessed for sciences, Zak was assessed for engineering, and I got navigation this time. We’re not sure why Zak didn’t get straight into the command track…

About a half hour break at the hotel to let our feet recover, and then we walked to Madison Square Garden to watch the New York Knicks play the Washington Wizards in a pre-season match. The place is huge, and yet we managed to get seats that had a great centre court view. It was pretty perfect. The seats are a little tight, but manageable. The food was fine. We didn’t get on the big screen. And we didn’t snag any t-shirts, but that wasn’t for Zak and I failing to try. The game itself could really have gone either way from the get go, and wasn’t decided until the last second, literally. I managed to keep the boys smirking at me every time I mixed my terminology up with hockey references. It’s admittedly been quite a while since I’ve watched any basketball.

We took a slightly different route back to the hotel so that we could see some new sights. Glad we did because we found Cupcakes by Melissa, where they sell bite size cupcakes in multiple flavours, and a comic book store that we may try to go back to.

Food for Your Noodle

New York City, New York, United States
Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Another not-long-enough day. Finally got out of the hotel for breakfast around 10:30. We went to a little place called Morningstar Restaurant, a diner about halfway between our hotel and our destination for the day. The place was busy, but we got there just after 11:00 when the menu said breakfast was served until. So we thought we had missed our opportunity for breakfast fare, ordered lunch items instead, and then saw that others were still getting breakfast fare. Sigh. The food was fine, but nothing special about it.

We then walked another half hour along Central Park West to the American Museum of Natural History. Once again, in my opinion, we did not get there early enough. We did get to see the Dinosaurs Among Us exhibit (dinosaurs = birds) and the Dark Universe space show (Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about dark energy, dark matter, and the expanding universe), and we saw most of the related areas, but we did not get to adequately explore the anthropological areas. We checked to see if there were any dioramas like those in Night at the Museum, but no luck there. Did a little shopping in the store and then got kicked out.

A conversation earlier in the day about favorite foods revealed Zak’s partiality for noodles, ramen in particular. A quick Google search found a 4.5 star rated place called Jin Ramen about a 10-minute walk from the museum, so we gave that a shot. Turned out to be an excellent choice! The soup was really good, the appie gyoza were wonderful, the service was perfect. That’s Jin Ramen on Amsterdam Avenue and about 83 Street. Highly recommend it.

A cab ride back to the hotel so the boys could do their homework (at the last minute, of course). Dan and I went for a short walk around about 12 square blocks in search of Halls (Dan has a bit of a cold), Ben and Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk, and some chips for the boys. No problem with the first and last. Went to an actual Ben and Jerry’s store on 44th and 7th and had zero luck there; although Dan did get some ice cream and I got a B&J glass and a Brookie (chocolate chip cookie on top of a brownie). The lady said the B&J at Rockefeller is likely the only place I might be able to get my ice cream. Well, we’re not going that far tonight, but we’re going by there Thursday, so maybe I’ll get lucky. Did I mention the hotel staff here are pretty awesome? Yeah, I’ve got one or two of them keeping an eye open for my New York Super Fudge Chunk too. For the life of me I cannot figure why that flavour is suddenly so hard to get…

Still no famous people sightings.

Celebrities and Blasphemy

New York City, New York, United States
Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Breakfast (yes, we did make it for breakfast this morning) was at Junior’s, which is actually known for its cheesecake. We did not have cheesecake. We did have normal breakfast fare, which was perfectly fine.

We finally got our fill of celebrities today. Too bad they weren’t live. It’s really quite remarkable how good the wax replicas are at Madam Tussaud’s, but even more so when you consider just how good Madam Tussaud herself was for the period and resources she had at her disposal.

We stopped at the HBO store and picked up a few things before going back to the hotel to drop our purchases off. Literally as we were getting off the elevator on our floor the fire alarm went off. Being the well-trained Yellowknifers we are, we immediately diverted to the stairwell and went outside only to discover absolutely nobody else exiting the building. Alarm’s blaring, elevator is locked down, and everybody is still either chilling in the lobby chairs or wanting to check in. It was so weird. After about 20 minutes I finally asked the front desk what was going on. Turns out a pipe had burst in the basement, which had been repaired, but the alarms could not be reset until the engineer inspected the repair. There was no fire and we were allowed to go to our rooms, we just couldn’t use the elevators. By the time we did get upstairs the alarms had finally stopped.

Anyway, our next stop was supposed to be Discovery Times Square, but that ended up being closed. So we made our way to M&M World instead before going to the Hard Rock Cafe for supper. We followed that with going to see The Book of Mormon, which was ridiculously funny if crude. I did try to warn Zak’s parents about that last year…